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isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

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Aug 19. 87 Notes.

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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mike-the-tbdl:

Pleaseeee

mike-the-tbdl:

Pleaseeee

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powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.

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365daysofhorror:

This ornately dangerous cake art by Scott Hove is unreal. I think I just found my wedding cake…

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rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

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chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

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